George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read on.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, Sir
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.


LOL :)



SAM ...............

منتدى حماة المستقبل - الاردن
معا لغد أفضل
ان شاء الله يكون منتدى على قد المسؤولية و يحقق الغاية التي تم انشاءه من اجلها
ارجو منكم جميعا التسجيل و المشاركة به


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Sam ..............................

Its just a song that i like to hear ...
His voice is wonderful !!!
really it is ....



Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you


Look into my heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you


There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way


Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - Ya I'd die for you


Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

هي قصيدة كتبتها
لم أعد أذكر متى
والحقيقه انني لم اكملها بعد



دعـــــــــيـــــنــــــــــي ........



دعـيـنـي ...

أحـمـل قـلـبـي ...

أدور الأرض ...

أجـوب الـسـمــاء ...

لـعـلـي هـنـاك

اجـد طـيـفـك ...

أو يـعـانـق قـلـبـي قـلـبـك ...

وأهـمـس لـك

بـصـوت خـافـت ...

أحـبـك يـا عـمـري ! ...

أحـبـك يـا عـمــــري !! ...



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دعـيـنـي ...

أنـظـر فـي عـيـنـيـك

أو أشـرب مـن رحـيـق خـديـك ..

أشـتـاق الـيـك .. فـأهـذي !

أخـاطـب الأطـيـاف ..

أروي لـهـم حـكـايـة شـوقـي ...

و أهـمـس لـلأزهـار ..

عـن غـزل عـيـنـاي فـي عـيـنـيـك ...

وأشــدو بـكـلـمـات ..

هـي فـقـط ... مـن أجـل مـقـلـتـيـك !



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أشـتـاق فـأهــذي ..

أخـوض بـحـارا ... لا أعـرفـها ! ..

بـحـارا ... نـضـبـت مـيـاهـها ...

زورقـي يـتـحـطـم ...

أتـشـبـث بـذكـراك ..

أصـرخ أنـاديـك ..

يـدك تـمـتـد نـحــوي ...

تـنـقـذنـي ...

أنـتـفـــض ..

أصـحـو مـن حـلـمـي ..

قـلـم و ورقـــة ...

وصــورتــك أمــامــي ! ...



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Sam ....